Local Authority Cuts - Do It Yourself

Had a wee laugh to myself re this local authority tender for work is such economic times,  or is it just my sick sense of humour ?

2 Contract Details 2.1 Title : Sharpening of Saws 2.2 Description of the goods or services required Fife Council requires to appoint a contractor to sharpen saws whilst offering Best Value to the Council. These saws are mainly used within a teaching environment. NOTE: Further information and additional documentation relating to this notice may be available on the Public Contracts Scotland Web Site at http://www.publiccontractsscotland.gov.uk/Search/Search_Switch.aspx?ID=194761.