Old Comb Over at it again

Not content with owning, reshaping and rebuilding a slice of Aberdeenshire coast into a golf resort Donald Trump is set to end 600 years of tradition when he renames the Menie Dunes as “The Great Dunes of Scotland.”

The hyperbolic title is presumably intended to appeal to an international clientele by laboriously affirming the sandy greatness of an area of raw natural beauty.

Observing that most people outside Menie had never hears of the place Trump explained: “I really feel that the [current] name of the dunes – most people don’t understand it.”

“I’m going to henceforth name them the Great Dunes of Scotland. I think it’s a more appropriate name, I think it’s a bigger name, I think it’s a better name and I think it’s a name people can really understand and relate to in Scotland.” Thanks to Peter Wilson of Urban Realm for this also check out http://www.trippinguptrump.com/enter-the-bunker